FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT
Walruses Have Attacked And Sunk a Russian Navy Boat in The Arctic
(Thanks to Geoff, DaninDallas, Kevin Meerschaert and JuniGrrl, who says “We all know who’s behind this.”)
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There is a report that arctic sea squirrels were seen on the ice pack apparently directing operations remotely.
Posted by: padraig | September 24, 2019 at 09:44 AM
They were heard to be singing
♫
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 24, 2019 at 09:45 AM
The Russian ship was named "The Oosik".
This may explain the resentment.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | September 24, 2019 at 09:50 AM
And where was the Egg man while all this was going on?
Posted by: John Sullivan | September 24, 2019 at 10:10 AM
The she-walrus thought the raft was a threat: Do Not Mess With Them.
Posted by: MOTW | September 24, 2019 at 11:12 AM
ATTACK OF THE KILLER GIANT WALRUSES was to be an Ed Woods movie that -thankfully- was never filmed.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 24, 2019 at 11:54 AM
It was Walrus Team 6
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | September 24, 2019 at 01:03 PM
Listen, that walrus has a mean streak a mile wide - with nasty, big, pointy tusks!
Posted by: Tim | September 24, 2019 at 01:44 PM
But...Paul was photographed in London.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 24, 2019 at 02:24 PM
@Tim--So this disaster could have been avoided if the Russian boat had been equipped with a Holy Hand Grenade?
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 24, 2019 at 06:12 PM