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September 24, 2019

FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

Walruses Have Attacked And Sunk a Russian Navy Boat in The Arctic

(Thanks to Geoff, DaninDallas, Kevin Meerschaert and JuniGrrl, who says “We all know who’s behind this.”)

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There is a report that arctic sea squirrels were seen on the ice pack apparently directing operations remotely.

They were heard to be singing


I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

The Russian ship was named "The Oosik".
This may explain the resentment.

And where was the Egg man while all this was going on?

The she-walrus thought the raft was a threat: Do Not Mess With Them.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER GIANT WALRUSES was to be an Ed Woods movie that -thankfully- was never filmed.

It was Walrus Team 6

Listen, that walrus has a mean streak a mile wide - with nasty, big, pointy tusks!

But...Paul was photographed in London.

@Tim--So this disaster could have been avoided if the Russian boat had been equipped with a Holy Hand Grenade?

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