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September 09, 2019

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Deputies: Florida man held woman’s dog as ransom for ‘sexual favors'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Oh brother. Yeah it sounds like a state of romance.

The perp obviously had never read the Ransom of Red Chief and thought this through.
The dog turned out to be a yappy, incontinent ankle biter. The woman named Raphiel that he was so infatuated with turned out to have been named Ralph before the sex change.
He was trying to raise enough money to pay what Raphiel wanted to take the dog back when the cops busted him.

Favors from a dog...?! That's sick.

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