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September 28, 2019


You don't want to know.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)


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Tell me who's the queen
Standin' over by the record machine
Looking like a model
On the cover of a magazine
She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie

I've often wondered why models never smile. Now I wonder to what extent they simply seethe.

Could work, now if only the 'models' would comb all their hair to the front. . .

They expect to sell this stuff?

Beetlejuice II: Bride of Beetlejuice!

We do want to know, because we always could use a good laugh.

Why are they using yellow highlighters instead of regular eyeshadow?

I've been sporting this trend for years. But I didn't have to shave half my head. My hairdo is 100% organic baldness.

A guy here in Geezer Acres went to his doctor to find out what he could do about hair loss.
The doctor gave him a paper bag to put it in.

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