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September 11, 2019

DEPARTMENT OF HEADLINES WE DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE IN THE NEW YORK TIMES

Are You Being Kind to Your Butt?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I think Ms. Weisenberg, who quit her job in finance, to build beautiful butts, says it best.
“I want to feel beautiful, but more so I want my butt to fit my face,” she said.


That is really a personal question.

And -bear with me here- has anyone considered that something could go wrong with the 'industry'? Some kind of exploitation? >cough.. Nassar!<

please resume funny posts

I subscribe to the policy " If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all ", so my butt and I haven't been speaking lately.

I fail to see the problem. Like most loyal Americans, I keep my butt warm and comfortable on a soft seat as much as possible. Just how much attention does a butt need anyway? It's not like I want to join in on some butt-face competition.

Zits Comic related to this topic

Another answer to the age-old question:

"Have you got a match?"

Be kind to our round bottomed friends because that butt may be somebody's mother.

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