CSI: NEBRASKA
Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana'
(Thanks to Ralph)
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September 23, 2019
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If only they knew Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 23, 2019 at 11:22 AM
This case is definitely headed to the Court of A-peels!
Posted by: pharmaross | September 23, 2019 at 11:29 AM
Well, she probably WAS ugly (and the kid, too).
Police don't believe assault by banana will become an epidemic, since bananas will be extinct soon.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 23, 2019 at 11:37 AM
I'm pretty sure Banana Smudge opened for Moby Grape at Saratoga Springs.
Posted by: maryqos | September 23, 2019 at 12:36 PM
...or was she just happy to see him?
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 23, 2019 at 02:20 PM
Rod ... that reminds me of Flip Wilson doing a bit on Late Night with Johnny Carson.
Posted by: MOTW | September 23, 2019 at 05:16 PM
The lady just tossed him a banana to help him go slip-slidin' away.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 23, 2019 at 07:15 PM
Unless hidden in pocket, "yellow pistol" looks more like a banana that a weapon.
Posted by: Ern Ramos | September 23, 2019 at 09:12 PM
Salt and banana is just wrong.
Posted by: Trew | September 23, 2019 at 09:31 PM
Why are they in civilian hands anyway?
Posted by: Mikey123 | September 24, 2019 at 08:24 AM