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September 23, 2019


Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana'

(Thanks to Ralph)


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If only they knew Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit.

This case is definitely headed to the Court of A-peels!

Well, she probably WAS ugly (and the kid, too).

Police don't believe assault by banana will become an epidemic, since bananas will be extinct soon.

I'm pretty sure Banana Smudge opened for Moby Grape at Saratoga Springs.

...or was she just happy to see him?

Rod ... that reminds me of Flip Wilson doing a bit on Late Night with Johnny Carson.

The lady just tossed him a banana to help him go slip-slidin' away.

Unless hidden in pocket, "yellow pistol" looks more like a banana that a weapon.

Salt and banana is just wrong.

Why are they in civilian hands anyway?

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