« Previous | Main | Next »

September 27, 2019

CRIME OF THE CENTURY SO FAR

50,000 Apples Stolen From Northwest Indiana Orchard

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Squirrels are getting ready for a cold winter, I suspect.

They won't get far without lots of cinnamon and pie crust.

Hard 'core' criminals, no doubt.

Breaking news: police just arrested 50,000 teachers in possession of stolen goods.

Further breaking news: 50,000 doctors have no place to go now.

How do you like them apples?

This wreck could have been worse in they were all crab apples.

Q--How do you make an apple turnover?
A--Roll it down a hill.

Q--What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A--Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

It's surprising anyone eats apples considering what happened to Adam and Eve.

I'll be here all week, please tip your server.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise