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September 27, 2019


50,000 Apples Stolen From Northwest Indiana Orchard

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Squirrels are getting ready for a cold winter, I suspect.

They won't get far without lots of cinnamon and pie crust.

Hard 'core' criminals, no doubt.

Breaking news: police just arrested 50,000 teachers in possession of stolen goods.

Further breaking news: 50,000 doctors have no place to go now.

How do you like them apples?

This wreck could have been worse in they were all crab apples.

Q--How do you make an apple turnover?
A--Roll it down a hill.

Q--What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A--Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

It's surprising anyone eats apples considering what happened to Adam and Eve.

I'll be here all week, please tip your server.

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