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September 29, 2019


Officer shoots himself in buttocks

The report states that, as Matthews walked away, he dropped his pants, bent over and grabbed his buttocks, though the complainant said he appeared to keep his underwear on.

Man flags down police after suffering gunshot wound to buttocks

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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which Munster went into law enforcement?

Wasn’t this how the legendary roman emperor Gluteus Maximus was killed?

It's a criminal epidemic:


Police are trying to get to the bottom of these cases, butt due to the volume, are a little behind.

One common thread to these incidents is several people got a ticket to ride in either an ambulance of cop car.

We're gonna need a lot more donut cushions.

Who hasn't approached an elevator with their pants down around their ankles?

I knew it. They've renamed that planet.

Cue Forrest Gump quote.

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