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September 22, 2019

ATTENTION, GUINNESS WORLD-RECORD JUDGES

Returning prisoner caught with four mobile phones hidden in rectum

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Can you rear me now?

They don't call him Aristotle Imyassis for nothing.

Clarification update. Pronounced, In my ass is.

I bet when he was a kid he got in trouble in school when he didn't bring enough gum to share with everyone.

It's all Greek to me.

Jamming all those phones up there nearly wrecked his rectum.

I don't care how desperate and lonely I was in jail. There is no way I'd use one of those phones.

Never butt in when he's on the phone!!!

Tell me they were desk phones and I'll be impressed.

It certainly gives a new spin to the term "butt dialing".

He's hoping to get a message from Uranus.

This guy is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.

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