ATTENTION, GUINNESS WORLD-RECORD JUDGES
Returning prisoner caught with four mobile phones hidden in rectum
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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September 22, 2019
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Can you rear me now?
Posted by: MOTW | September 22, 2019 at 10:53 AM
They don't call him Aristotle Imyassis for nothing.
Posted by: man tom | September 22, 2019 at 10:54 AM
Clarification update. Pronounced, In my ass is.
Posted by: man tom | September 22, 2019 at 10:55 AM
I bet when he was a kid he got in trouble in school when he didn't bring enough gum to share with everyone.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 22, 2019 at 10:58 AM
It's all Greek to me.
Posted by: Marc | September 22, 2019 at 11:06 AM
Jamming all those phones up there nearly wrecked his rectum.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 22, 2019 at 11:45 AM
I don't care how desperate and lonely I was in jail. There is no way I'd use one of those phones.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2019 at 11:48 AM
Never butt in when he's on the phone!!!
Posted by: pharmaross | September 22, 2019 at 12:04 PM
Tell me they were desk phones and I'll be impressed.
Posted by: Clankie | September 22, 2019 at 12:09 PM
It certainly gives a new spin to the term "butt dialing".
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 22, 2019 at 12:18 PM
He's hoping to get a message from Uranus.
Posted by: OldPhil | September 22, 2019 at 12:25 PM
This guy is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | September 22, 2019 at 06:34 PM