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September 24, 2019

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Pumpkin Spice Spam sells out in 7 hours

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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And so-called Homeland Security does nothing. What is wrong with people?

You know, there are just some things that shouldn't be pumpkin spiced,
where being pumpkin spiced will do nothing to improve the product, but
where adding pumpkin spices will add jobs and employ people and I suppose that is a positive.
Also, EWW there's a Spam Spread?

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!

MOTW--An unreliable friend informs me that (thankfully) Spam Spread is distributed mainly in Elbonia.

Imagine an evening with pumpkin spice candles on the table, a pumpkin spice beverage in your hand while you catch a whiff of pumpkin spice Spam cooking on the stove. A perfect first date for someone you never want to see again.

Le Pet, "Elbonia" is spelled H-a-w-a-i-i. They eat something like 90% of all the Spam sold in the world.

It won't take that long to empty the pharmacy shelves of Alka Seltzer.

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