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September 30, 2019

AND IN SPORTS

“It’s Patriots week,” said Bills chief administrative officer Dave Wheat, “and that we have to contemplate if some fan is going throw a dildo on the field is ridiculous.”

(Thanks to John W)

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Is this where I need to put my "Deflated balls" joke?

Is this at all related to the thread about the theft from the pet store?
If it is, I really don't want to know.

They better make sure the phrase "go deep" is not in any of their play calls.

Shouldn't the lead say this just in?

This isn't so bad. Philadelphia fans would throw hand grenades or Molotov cocktails.

The referees will have to make the rarely-used signal for Throwing a Dildo on the Field.

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