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September 16, 2019

TERRORISM UPDATE

Smell of natural gas prompts school evacuation, turns out to be rotting cookies

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THAT PIGEON TO WASHINGTON

Pigeon poops on Illinois lawmaker discussing pigeon poop problem

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan, Alan Kubbs, Maryann, Rod Nunley and Le Petomane)

WHOEVER THINKS THIS IS 'THE FIRST OF ITS KIND' CLEARLY WAS NEVER A TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY

What The Fart (WTF), a farting contest that is set to be the first of its kind, will be held in the city of Surat on September 22.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT'S ONE WAY TO MAKE SURE YOUR FIANCÉ DOESN'T ASK FOR IT BACK

California woman eats engagement ring in her sleep

(Thanks to EricY and Veee)

SOUND INVESTMENT

A 71-year-old man in the UK reportedly spent almost 30,000 pounds ($37,000) fighting a 100-pound speeding fine over several years, but in the end sill lost the case.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SO *THAT'S* WHERE IT IS

There's a lost continent hiding beneath Europe

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

GRANDMAS IN ACTION

Polson grandmother with hairdryer takes aim at speeding vehicles

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE NATIONAL GUARD

Utah may face a beer shortage before law change, experts predict

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

LOOKS HEALTHY

Japan now has a giant pizza sandwich called Meat Mountain, packed with 18 different types of meat

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

'SUPPORT PERSON'

New Zealand man brings professional clown to pink-slip meeting who mimed crying, made balloon animals

(Thanks to basically everybody on the Internet)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

California Highway Patrol officers capture fugitive emu on freeway

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'SERIAL LINGERIE LARCENIST'

Long Island judge pleads guilty to stealing his neighbor’s panties, likely to get probation

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and Steve K)

 
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