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September 12, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE BE ON YOUR WAY

Lamborghini driver doing 131 mph tells cops he was ‘just showing off’

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Researchers from Kent State University in Ohio have attempted to make a knife from frozen human faeces.

(Thanks to Mary Smith, who says "We're going to need more Nobel prizes.")

SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT

Guy Makes Oversized Novelty Weapons from Old Amazon Boxes

(Thanks to John Lobert)

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Police responded for a fight inside a hotel room, then it turned out it was just two women having loud sex, and somehow it ended with a security guard getting shot at.

(Thanks to B'game)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Beer-drinking man arrested after firing gun at his oven at apartment complex

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE NEED A WALL ON THE CANADIAN BORDER

Asian giant hornets confirmed to be buzzing in B.C. for very first time

(Thanks to The Perts)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Ohio State’s trademark request for ‘The’ denied

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A FLORIDA COMMERCIAL LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Commercial truck flips on highway, lands on house in Alban, Ont. 

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR... YIKES!!

Milton post office closed due to snake infestation

(Thanks to Ralph)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Deadly Hallucinogenic Plant Blooming in Columbus Avenue Bike Lane Divider

(Thanks to Ralph, and Bill Hudgins)

BASICALLY IT’S A LARGE SQUIRREL

A huge alpha male baboon beat the security at Groot Constantia Wine Farm in Cape Town to enjoy a free meal on Saturday.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WOODY IS BIG

More than a million people in the UK are named after a Disney character

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “And the ones named ‘Dopey’ have been elected to Parliament.”)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE ARMY?

U.S. warns of feral hogs approaching country from Canada

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

ON ITS BUTT WAS A FLORIDA LICENSE PLATE

Yikes: Rhino Charges Safari Vehicle For A Full Minute

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FUN PET

A previously undiscovered species of electric eel which delivers a shock with more than three times the voltage of a domestic plug socket has been discovered in the Amazon rainforest.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Rod Nunley)

 
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