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September 07, 2019

UPDATE


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UPDATE


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WE ARE HUGE


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ADVISORY

Today this blog will be marching with the World Famous Lawn Rangers in the Arcola, IL, Broom Corn Festival parade. So there might not be any more posts today. Or possibly ever.

THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

'Drunk' raccoons seen stumbling around Stittsville

(Thanks to Peter)

WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE NOBEL PRIZES

Legal weed is linked to higher junk-food sales

(Thanks to Andy Mendez)

ADVISORY

Men warned not to rub toothpaste on their penises to last longer in bed

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “But don’t forget to floss!”)

FIRST GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, AND NOW THIS

America is running out of White Claw hard seltzer

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

AND IN SPORTS

A hot mic on NBC’s broadcast captured someone saying, “I’ve never had my butt fingered.” 

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

A mysterious, ‘noxious’ odor is keeping people awake in a Maryland town

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says “It’s called Washington.”)

KINKY

A young black bear was discovered sleeping in a hotel bathroom in Montana.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and pharmaross)

 
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