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September 06, 2019

FLORIDA MAN

He’s not all bad.

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

An A-10C Thunderbolt II from Davis-Monthan Air Force Base unintentionally released a rocket that exploded about 60 miles northeast of Tucson Thursday, officials said.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog wants to produce panchgavya drug using cow urine. It says pregnant women will give birth to ‘smart kids’ if they take the drug regularly.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

New Japanese video game lets you compete in an international toilet racing circuit

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Baseball fans make ‘beer cup snake’ in the stands at Wrigley Field

(Thanks to Ralph)

Notre Dame QB Broke a Cheerleader’s Nose With an Errant Throw

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE

Maryland man allegedly rams truck into City Hall because city turned off his water after he didn't pay bill

(Thanks to pharmaross)

UPDATE FROM THE FRONT LINES

Dave - This happened today in our Justice Center (county jail), which is right across the street from the building where I work. Our lights went dim for a few seconds, presumably during Rocky's failed attempt to thwart the alarm system.
Word on the cellblock is that he knew a peanut vendor awaiting arraignment (smuggling nuts in his pants).

— Stixnstonz

FOR JUST $650 IT’S YOURS

Cheetos shaped like a shrimp

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

WE JUST HOPE IT WASN’T ‘LITE’

Man charged £55k for a single beer in Manchester hotel

(Thanks to Larry Martell and Emily, Leslie and w)

 
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