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September 05, 2019

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

UPDATE

Hurricane Dorian washes bricks of cocaine onto Florida beaches

(Thanks to many people)

BRILLIANT

With cardboard boxes, teacher finds novel way to prevent cheating

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

BOLO

Authorities in Union County, Ohio, are looking for the person or people who stole a roller coaster from the fairgrounds.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Police are tracking it down.")

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Man points gun at woman over unfinished laundry

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE HORSE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Tennessee man arrested for allegedly riding horse drunk

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE OLIVES

M6 closed as 32,000 litres of gin spills onto motorway

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Allen at Division)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Sydney's The Booty Parlour gym at Balgowlah accidentally destroyed after excavator slips

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

DUDE, YOU'RE ON TV

Rooftop weed plantation revealed during Spain's La Vuelta cycle race coverage

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

ALSO YOUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS

Squirrels Eavesdrop On Birds, Researchers Say

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and Doug Ogg)

THE BREAK FLATHEAD COUNTY LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

1:23 p.m. A hotel owner wanted to leave a message with the local cold case unit. Apparently, he has some new information on the theft of a shower curtain a few years back.

(Thanks to Roberto)

MAYBE WE'LL WAIT FOR THE MOVIE

“Ducks, Newburyport,” the new novel by Lucy Ellmann, recently shortlisted for the Booker Prize, unspools as a 426,100-word sentence that stretches over 1,000 pages — occasionally interrupted by a more traditional story, albeit one from the point of view of a mountain lioness.

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "Apparently there's a severe shortage of punctuation in Scotland.")

GUYS IN ACTION

Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away

(Thanks to pharmaross, Jeff Meyerson, Rod Nunley, Rick Day and Ralph)

'WITHOUT HIS CONSENT'

Florida woman accused of throwing coffee table, green bell pepper at man

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE FAVOR THE DEATH PENALTY FOR DELIBERATE WAFTING

Vegan woman suing neighbors over barbecue smells wafting into her yard in Australia

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and B'game)

 
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