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September 04, 2019

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Sidney Crosby Admits He's Been Wearing Same Jock Strap Since High School

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SUUUUURE

Last month, Thomas Barnes found himself stuck with a $70 bill from DirectTV after he said his bichon frise dog, Marino, jumped on his bed and stepped on the remote control, accidentally ordering the Hustler channel by pay-per-view.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

HIGH TIDE

A beachgoer taking in the sights of the rough surf about 8:07 a.m. Tuesday at Paradise Beach Park spotted what appeared to be a wrapped package that washed up, labeled "dinamitar" or "dynamite" in Spanish. It was a kilo of cocaine, Melbourne police say.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

REALLY? HAVE THEY SEEN I-95 IN MIAMI?

Bugatti Chiron Passes 300-MPH Barrier with 304-MPH Run, Sets World Record

(Thanks to John Gregg)

WHAT REASONABLE CHOICE DID HE HAVE?

Popeyes customer pulls a gun after being told there were no more chicken sandwiches

(Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)

CSI: ADLINGTON

Dancing Chorley flasher 'balanced pie on head' before exposing himself at road junction

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

WE'VE SEEN WORSE WEDDING-PARTY DRESSES

Maid of honor sports T-rex costume for sister's wedding

(Thanks to Maryann, Rod Nunley, pharmaross and Ralph)

OR YOU CAN GO SEE A MOVIE

Art gallery visitors must squeeze between naked man and woman standing in door

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

 
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