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August 18, 2019

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Dubliners Advised To Be On The Lookout For Drunk Pigeons

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Hopefully, the drunk pigeons won't team up with the killer squirrels.

Wouldn't Irish pigeons *always* be drunk?

Some years ago I lived near a national wildlife refuge where there were a lot of wild blackberries. It was pretty entertaining watching all the drunk birds trying to fly after eating the fermented berries.

My grandfather had drunk squirrels who got that way from his fallen, fermenting apples.

An Irish pigeon walked past some fermented fruit
..... What? It could happen.

In some places drunk pigeons are thought of as pre-marinated main course.


Drunk pigeons, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Drunk pigeons, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Drunk pigeons, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Drunk pigeons!

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