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August 20, 2019

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

A Florida man had ‘a midnight rendezvous’ at a construction site. Cops want him

(Thanks to Patricia Hall, who says “At least he got out of his mom’s basement for a little while.”)

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The timeless words of Wilson Pickett:

I'm gonna wait 'till the midnight hour
When there'no one else around

I'm thinking he may be single.
Forever.

Watched too many DIY shows.

Was it a consenting wheelbarrow?

I would venture this guy suffers from objectophilia, where people fall in love with inanimate objects. It could be simply a construction site that spins his spurs. Some people actually marry the "object" of their love. One man in Japan married his pillow in an extravagant ceremony. Another woman married the Eiffel Tower. Then, some folks are simply content with trash cans or telephone poles.

I'm not gonna lie- I have a mostly inanimate object that I have deep feelings for.

Onan the barbarian.

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