TO THE TUNE OF 'MAMBO NUMBER 5'
Man uses dead pigeon ‘as weapon’ during street fight
Never bring a pigeon to a fistfight.
(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)
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August 27, 2019
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"'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
"No, no...he's resting."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 27, 2019 at 10:54 AM
It would have been a pretty good weapon if he'd been on target. I'd certainly back off if I was hit by something that nasty (a pigeon, like a gull, is pretty much just a flying cross between a landfill and an outhouse).
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 27, 2019 at 11:40 AM
Weaponized dead pigeons are banned under the Geneva Convention. And I believe using a dead pigeon in a fight is a hanging offense in Texas.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 27, 2019 at 11:59 AM
Asian referee calls two fighters to the center of the ring before the fight to give instructions:
"Men I want a keen fight. Obey my command at all times. If you see a dead pigeon, do not kam down thoat during choke ho. Keep it keen. Chop!"
NOTES: Chop means fight in parts of Asia. Keen means 'clean' when pigeon English is used.
Posted by: man tom | August 27, 2019 at 01:11 PM
The dove of peace failed again.
Posted by: Ralph | August 27, 2019 at 02:25 PM
Le Pet, this is true. Besides, a dead rattlesnake would be far more effective, since it can still bite.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 27, 2019 at 03:14 PM
Dead Pigeon would be a good name for etc.
Posted by: Jeff from Pittsburgh | August 27, 2019 at 08:16 PM