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August 14, 2019

THEY SMUGGLED IT IN SHAMPOO BOTTLES

Men jailed for importing pig semen to create 'super sow'

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

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In what is being described as a purely political show of concern, lawyer's for the two men reminded their clients not to worry and let Dick Swett cause any unnecessary anguish.

The hotels are clamping down on this pig semen trafficking as well.

https://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/responsible-living/stories/hotel-mini-soaps-and-shampoo-bottles-may-soon-be-history

On a positive note, the smugglers indicated that their hair was now "Silky smooth, and irresistibly soft"...

If he just wanted super sows, all he had to do was visit a bingo parlor.

Actually Stix, I think it would me more like There's Something About Mary hair.

Everybody sing!

"Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can we swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig."

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