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August 12, 2019

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Puerto Rico bowling team stripped of gold medal at Pan American Games over player's failed doping test

(Thanks to Steve K and Rod Nunley)

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When asked what He thought about the situation, Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro reminded the people of Puerto Rico, especially bowlers, to poop less.

Apparently some controversy about the size and/or composition of his balls.

With three kinds of "doping" my guess is that it was dope doping not week-before-blood-taken-replaced-on-day-of-competition or hormones.
What kind of "Dope" would take a three way risk of getting caught over bowling?
Maybe a prizefight but BOWLING? HARUMPH!

Is he pregnant?

The first hint of doping is when he started bowling over hand.

They knew he overdid the steroids when the ball went through the back wall and into the Chuck E. Cheese next door.

They got suspicious when he bowled a 310.

First, they banned doping, then they banned this:

Serious doping

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