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August 23, 2019

‘THE SWINGS WERE IMPRESSIVELY FORECFUL’

Woman says ‘YOLO’ after bashing boyfriend’s truck with aluminum bat: cops

(Thanks to Geoff)

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YOLO =
Youth Obeying Lucifer's Orders
You Oughta Look Out
Yell Out Loud Obnoxiously

Take your pick.

And, amazingly, alcohol etc...

The guy is lucky Trzoski didn't apply The Iron Claw.

She reminded him that "she knows how to burn down a house."

Check, please!

Paging Carrie Underwood. Ms. Underwood, please.

I think that mug shot tells you all you need to know.

A good lawyer could get her off by claiming she just used the bat to stop a vicious squirrel that was attacking his truck. The burning down the house comment was meant as a last resort to get shed of that squirrel.

The Astros have sent a scout (with a six-pack) to check on that swing.

A clear case of battery.

Looks like a game of Marco Polo gone awry to me.

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