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August 28, 2019

THE NEWS FROM THAILAND

The palace posted the candid pictures of King Maha Vajiralongkorn, 67, and his long-time girlfriend Sineenatra Wongvajirabhakdi, 34, engaging in several activities, including what appeared to be the pair taking part in military training exercises, dressed in uniforms and armed with a fluffy white poodle.

(Thanks to man tom)

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I'm sorry, but if I'm going armed, I'd rather have a gun than a fluffy white poodle.

I dunno, Jeff. Sometimes I think those little yappy dogs only look stupid and are actually plotting their takeover.

"Either you jump with me, or I throw the dog out."

"Cry Havoc! And let slip the poodles of war."

Burmese President, Joe Hatfield, immediately declared war stating, "Who you callin names?"

Historical note: The Burmese have been the arch enemy of Thailand for thousands of years, It all started when the Hatfield's and McCoy's, prominent Burmese rural families, yelled across the fence mispronouncing the Wongvajirabhakdi family name and calling them yellow.

End historical note.

As a little girl I spent many nights dreaming of becoming someone's royal concubine. Then life just got in the way.

That's a Cyber-nuro-poodle MK2000.
Capable of launching an excess of 500 nano-turds per minute.
Don't mess with 'em.

When I was little, I thought a concubine was just a special kind of porcupine.

Bo-ring. But then, anything that takes the Kardashians and Trump off the front pages is not without value.

I visited my uncle's dairy farm as a kid and could have sworn He used a concubine hooked to his tractor. It was later in life, 46, I realized having a sideline love-making interest wasn't considered a Combine.

Battle poodles are not really all that effective unless they also release a few Caerbannog killer rabbits to back the Yappie Squad up.

nurse cindy: i hear ya'

A well regulated militia, being essential to the security of a free state, the right to bear fluffy white poodles shall not be infringed.

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