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August 15, 2019

SHE ALSO HAD MORE THAN 40 TURTLES

Fort Myers woman who pulled gator from pants during traffic stop receives probation

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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"How'd you get those missing fingers?

"You don't want to know."

"That's not my gator. Or my pants."

Did they check her vagina?

I'm asking for a friend.

They must have taken the mug shot before removing the gator.

She just should have gotten a concealed gator permit.

Is there a problem, officer?

Did she claim the turtles are service animals? If you have enough turtles of the right size they could be helpful when parallel parking. "OK everyone together on three; to the right, to the right, to the right. Stop. Perfect!"

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