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August 09, 2019

SEND THIS POLITICIAN TO WASHINGTON

Farting politician shuts down Kenyan parliament: Emergency air fresheners are brought in while MPs accuse each other of being responsible for smell

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

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As the famous Grecco-Roman philosopher Eohippus Assinus used to say .... "He who smelt it, dealt it"

Soon to be invading your breathable air space toward the back of the geezer bus.

If this happened in our Congress, it'd be the most productive thing they did all day.

"How dare you fart in front of my wife!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn."

Why do farts smell?
Out of respect for the hearing impaired.

What do you call a cat who eats bean burritos?
Puss 'N Toots.

Lastly, what do they call farts in German?
Farfrompoopin.

I'll be here all weekend, please tip your server.

In whose general direction?

https://youtu.be/J4j7ggZqbiU

"Break glass in case of unbearable flatulence."

Where's a dog when you really need one?

Funny you should comment about sending one since rumour has it that one has already been elected and gone home. But it makes you wonder WHAT a human being might eat that would be that "rank".
Anyway, "Jumping jack flash said it was."A Gas Gas Gas!

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