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August 22, 2019

‘NOTE THE WET SPOT OBSERVABLE ON THE MALE’S SHORTS’

Man urinates on Starbucks cups, coffee filters, and in employee sink before fleeing the store, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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You only rent coffee.

‘NOTE THE WET SPOT OBSERVABLE ON THE MALE’S SHORTS’
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

I do have to admire his range and duration. I mean, this guy's bladder is an assault weapon.

Does your coffee Taste different lately.

If you recall that slogan, you are qualifed to OWN the Geezer bus.
(I'm saving my nickels up towards purchase.)

Maybe his urine discharge apparatus wasn't long enough to reach beyond the front of his shorts.

The list of things to avoid just keeps growing. When I was a kid in Colorado we were told not to eat yellow snow. Now, we have to add 'don't drink yellow Starbucks coffee' to the growing tally.

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