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August 12, 2019


Alabama man driving drunk fails to hit brakes, crashes into brakes store, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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British police warn to not make fun of his hair, mustache or goatee.

As I'm sure nursecindy would say, South Carolina.

Technically, he actually did hit the brakes.

As a former Alabama Man myself, I must say in his defense, at least he had the good sense to crash into a building that related to his failure. Florida Man would have landed in a treetop or the everglades instead.

People at the bar said this guy knew his brakes were shot. When he left, he said with a smile, "Brakes? I
don't need no stinkin' brakes."

Unpaid testimonial spokesperson.

I bet he's hungry. He's on a brake-fast. Heh.

Perhaps the judge will give him a brake.

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