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August 31, 2019

IN THAT CASE SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO, BUT NOT HERE

Driver caught at 110mph claims he ‘needed a number two’

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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"What's that smell, chap?"

Grade A or Grade B?

When the flashing lights and siren started coming up up behind him, I think he might have taken care of his pressing number two problem then and there.

This scenario is believed to be the origin of the expression "haul ass".

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