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August 18, 2019

IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HER HEART, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Florida man uses front-end loader to dump dirt on car his girlfriend drove, cops say

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Jeff Meyerson, Ranald Adams, DaninDallas and Rod Nunley)

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So! Whose car was she driving?

Was his name Ernest T. Bass?

*gets geezer bus ready*

She has a legitimate reason for driving through a car wash with the windows down now.

“Off Phil-Dirt drive”. Snicker

Could this be an implication that somebody wanted to
Do it in the dirt?

When I was working in a mental hospital I once received a patient who had gotten drunk and had a nasty fight with his wife.
He also owned a small cement truck. He proceeded to fill her car with wet concrete and then drive to another bar to continue drinking.

That was why the police delivered him to the hospital's addiction unit on a 90 day hold and treat.

I can't recall any details, but I don't believe they stayed together.

Took his cue from the Farmers Insurance commercial where the guy's convertible gets filled with concrete. And a bird dropping.

And ladies, I'm sure he'll be available once he posts bail.

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