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August 25, 2019

‘I JUST KEPT THROWING MY RIGHT HAND TO HIS BALLS’

Female boxing champion fights off robbers in Chicago, repeatedly hits one in the groin

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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‘I JUST KEPT THROWING MY RIGHT HAND TO HIS BALLS’
I'd like to know how long it took Dave to type that.
Women! Don't mess with us although I probably would have given him the phone.

"We answer calls in the order they are received, you are number 86, please continue to hold and imagine we, "just keep throwing right hands to your balls”

Looks like he picked the wrong "b--ch" to mug.

Some years ago I read a fiction piece where, when a person joined this organization, they were given a "Special" cell phone that was quite large because it had special security. The phones were, unknown to the user, also constructed with over a pound of C-4 explosive. If someone tried skipping out on a task, the boss dialed a special number and the resulting distant explosion disclosed exactly where they were.

To update this idea for today's sensibilities, we could develop dye phones like the ones bank tellers give robbers. The victim could give the phone to muggers and have a hidden trigger hidden on their person that would turn the thief a delightfully bright blue color.

The Ref usually warns with a standing 8 count after a low blow. What happened?

It is stories like these that keep me from a life of crime.
Can you say ouch? I knew you could.

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