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August 27, 2019

HE WOULD SURVIVE MAYBE TEN MINUTES IN MIAMI

Motorcyclist customises his bike with racks of eggs and tomatoes to throw at cars that pull out in front of him

(Thanks to Roberto)

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Ten minutes? He'd be target practice around here in less than half that.

What could possibly go wrong?

Only ten eggs and four tomatoes? I'm guessing that in Florida his arsenal would be empty before he gets out of his driveway.

That's all well and good until he gets rear-ended. Then the yolk's on him, so to speak.

I agree with Rod Nunley on this one. Throw an egg at one of our local boy's pickup truck and there's a good chance you'll be wearing that bike as a bow tie.

This motorcycle dude will soon learn that you don't take either a knife or eggs and tomatoes to a gunfight.

There's a law saying you have to give bicyclists 3 feet of clearance, so their weapon of choice is a 3' pool noodle strapped on the bike sideways with an open Sharpie stuck in the road side end. Like somebody said about a similar method, if a cop sees a car with a bunch of marks on the side, he can pull him over and ticket him for being a general a-hole.

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