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August 30, 2019


Florida woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse

(Thanks to LAschkenasy)


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In that case, ma'am, you are free to go snort.

'Twas an ill wind that blew the blow into her purse.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...

Sherlock Holmes: "Good old Watson! You are the one fixed point in a changing age. There's an east wind coming all the same, such a wind as never blew on England yet. It will be cold and bitter, Watson, and a good many of us may wither before its blast. But it's God's own wind none the less, and a cleaner, better, stronger land will lie in the sunshine when the storm has cleared."

Arthur Conan Doyle, His Last Bow

She's gonna wind up in jail.

Police officer: Ma'am, can you tell us how the cocaine ended up in your purse?
Woman: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind -the answer is blowin' in the wind.

I've heard of Acid Rain before, but Cocaine Wind is a new one. Perhaps Mother Nature needs an intervention?

I might have believed her if she'd used quantum probability AND the wind in her defense.

Good one, MOTW. If someone gave me that answer I would have to let them go.

I guess they do call it "blow."

Clearly, the first winds from Dorian have arrived.

After the hurricane is over, she might find several hundred pounds of cocaine that just washed into her car.

As the corrupt PD officer said:

"Several hundred pounds of coke?

What are you going to do with a hundred pounds of coke?"

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