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August 09, 2019

'EXCEEDINGLY RARE'

Man discovers his penis is turning to BONE when doctors X-ray his hips after a fall

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Sounds like he's getting a boner for sure

He left to consult with Walter.

As the doctor said, "This is going to be hard on you"

Didn’t “get to the root of the problem.” Har!

Artist: George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Album: Bad to the Bone
Released: 1982
Genre: Classic rock

A sure cure...

https://youtu.be/r8L3_I4SW2I

If He has an erection lasting more than four hours, He calls Orthodpedics.

"Hello Dr. Kildore, it happened again."

"Was it bad?"

"Yeah, it went clean out the other side."

So many jokes, so little time.

If I went to the ER with knee pain and they xrayed my pelvis and said I was getting a boner, I'd get mad and leave too.

Pharmaceutical companies have hired private detectives to find this guy. If they can replicate his DNA and his "boner disease," it could lead to a drug more profitable than Viagra. Well, it will be profitable once the side effects can be handled.

Le Pet, side effects don't get handled. They just get listed in the package insert. And yes, they'll make a trillion dollars from this.

He should keep a stiff upper lip.

(Joke number 3,851)

The hospital has a bone to pick with this guy over an unpaid bill.

Dunno who makes the things but I heard of a 20mm prosthesis thingy being installed in an elderly gentleman's thingy. He smiled a lot in anticipation of going home the nurses stated.

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