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August 08, 2019

DON’T MESS WITH FLORIDA WOMAN

A nearly toothless South Florida woman says she bit a man who forced his way into her apartment.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and pharmaross)

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Key phrase: "Coleman says she’ll be more careful about opening her door now, adding she will open it with her Taser."

I saw The Nearly Toothless Women open for Redd Foxx.

Tasty~

No mention of the beard, but Jumpin' Jack flash was raised by a toothless, bearded hag. But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas.

She took a bite out of crime.

Formerly the girl from Ipanema.

There are people out there who would pay good money for this.

Sadly, the phrase "gumming crime" just doesn't sound as threatening as "taking a bite out of crime." But in this case it worked.

Here's to "Mama."

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