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August 25, 2019

CSI: SPACE

Astronaut is accused of accessing her wife's bank account from the International Space Station during their messy divorce

(Thanks to Dan Barry, The Perts and Bill Hudgins)

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Remember the old days when astronauts just circled the Earth in cool looking space ships and drank Tang? I miss those days.

Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may Ed's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)

This astronaut is exactly the type of person who finds strange green pods growing on the station and, of course, brings them inside to study.

I wouldn't cross somebody who was up in space like that. They might point that highly-classified death ray that doesn't exist (officially) at me.

This could be the first crime committed in outer space. "One small step for a perp...."

At least she didn't drive from Houston to Cocoa Beach wearing a diaper.

That's a pretty good trick. I mean, if the technology is comparable to that on the space shuttles, aren't they still using 300-baud acoustic (telephone handset) modems up there?

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