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August 16, 2019

'AND I'LL HAVE A SIDE OF FRI... OUCH!'

Chip implanted in obese people's brains will zap them when they think about food

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, who says "So now I'll be fat AND in pain?")

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What could possibly go wrong?

Stephen King could have a best seller with this.
"Lillian watched as her obese, wildly wealthy husband eyed the bowl of candy she'd put next to his chair. With a wicked glint in her eye she moved towards him while holding a tray of fresh, Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Maybe tonight would be the night!".

I notice that they don't say how it's going to distinguish between necessary eating and overeating.

So I wonder if you could defeat it by getting your calories from beer.

nursecindy--I believe if the obese. wealthy husband was to run over an old Gypsy woman with his car, he won't have any trouble losing weight.

One of these in me would require a full-size gas-powered generator to keep it running.

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