« Previous | Main | Next »

August 08, 2019


Wayne Newton’s pet monkey accused of attacking girl

(Thanks to Jim Perth)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Lawyer to Mr. Newton: Urena lotta trouble.

The court ordered Mr. Newton to spank his monkey.

(Somebody had to say it.)

Wait a minute...why would he have a monkey at his *former* home?

I'm calling "golddigger" on this one.

It may be premature to accuse the monkey; better to say it is a monkey of interest and police are still investigating.

Under ‘Things Wayne Newton Should Never Say”
Do you want to pet my Monkey?

Was it named Bubbles?

*warms up the geezer bus*

"Attempts to reach Newton and his representatives were unsuccessful Wednesday night."
But did they even ask the mnkey for his side?

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise