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Anybody getting excited over the "beautiful" look of a credit card needs to get some serious help.
As Dave would say, gently place the card on the floor and flee the area on foot.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 30, 2019 at 10:29 AM
Also, do not taunt Super Happy Fun Card.
Posted by: Even Steven | August 30, 2019 at 11:49 AM
You’ll save so much money if you have a credit card you can’t carry.
Posted by: Snowman | August 30, 2019 at 12:01 PM
Is swiping the card or inserting it into a machine at the register also out?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2019 at 12:30 PM
Nursecindy, I wouldn't even take it out of the envelope it came in. That could wreck it.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | August 30, 2019 at 02:10 PM
OK, so who exactly is the target market for this card? Those restrictions would appear to eliminate everybody.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 30, 2019 at 02:26 PM
Enjoy using your new card! **Disclaimer: Card is not intended for use**
Posted by: Rudolph | August 30, 2019 at 02:45 PM
What about using for snorting drugs?
I'm just asking for a friend.
Posted by: ImNotDave | August 30, 2019 at 03:21 PM
Trivia note: Credit cards and haggis are two things a goat will not eat.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 30, 2019 at 06:48 PM
Is this a JOKE?! It’s a titanium card. They make AIRPLANES out of titanium.
Posted by: Ronny | September 01, 2019 at 11:13 AM