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TSA says traveler forgot snake at Newark security checkpoint
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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August 22, 2019
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Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes?
Posted by: Indiana Jones | August 22, 2019 at 07:33 PM
>the owner of the snake should not call them or expect to be reunited with the reptile.
IOW, the snake sleeps with the fishes. Either that, or TSA is keeping the snake as a mascot.
Posted by: spindrift | August 22, 2019 at 09:04 PM
Ring-necked Snakes are native to the area, including New York City. The TSA is assuming that a traveler forgot the snake, rather than that the snake forgot its boarding pass.
Posted by: Ralph | August 22, 2019 at 10:45 PM
Maybe the passenger didn't forget the snake, he was just leaving a little gift for his favorite Federal agency.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | August 23, 2019 at 08:41 AM
Poor li'l snakey's gonna be all traumatized now. I see major abandonment issues in its future.
Posted by: padraig | August 23, 2019 at 08:52 AM
That was my emotional support snake.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 23, 2019 at 10:03 AM
It simply was mistaken as a TSA employee.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 23, 2019 at 10:26 AM
A TSA Snake Sing-Along Blog (with apologies)
Boys and girls take warning
When you go near a plane
Keep your eyes wide open
Or the TSA sneaky snake will drink all your beer
He doesn't have any arms or legs
You can't see his ears
But when you're not looking
Sneaky TSA snake will steal all your beer
We don't like the TSA sneaky snakes
They slither, hiss and hide both far and near
No matter how hard we try
The TSA sneaky snakes will drink all our beer
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 23, 2019 at 07:57 PM