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August 22, 2019

AND IN SPORTS

MLB warns of stiff penalty as gas station sex pill problem spirals

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Le Petomane)

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Once again we must remember the words of the great Casey Stengel: "The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it."

Stiff penalty??

You'd think that guys with millions wouldn't be fooling with "gas station sex pills". Then again, you'd probably be wrong.

Use only in the event of extra innings

"MLB issued a hard warning to its players."

Sometimes the stories just write themselves...

Going through life buying sex pills and sushi at gas stations is a rough road to travel.

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