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August 16, 2019

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Where Does the Fecal Transplant Industry Get its Poop?

(Thanks to Roberto)

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This is easy: Send Igor to the Poop Bank and hope he doesn't steal some Abby Normal feces.

Why, they get it from all those anuses in retrograde, of course.

From Uranus?

They deal it from the bottom of the poop deck.

DC?

A question most of us would rather not know the answer to.

I did not know that there is a poop market. So much potential income I just flushed dow the drain

Congress

Woof ! Woof !

Shakespeare saw this coming.

Enobarbus describes Queen Cleopatra:


The barge she sat in, like a burnished throne

Burned on the water; the poop was burnished gold

If anyone in your family has ever suffered from C. diff, you'd volunteer to take 1000 of these pills. We've had to scrub PirateMom's house with antiseptic cleaners, floor to ceiling, twice now to prevent her from becoming re-infected by C. diff spores.

Trust me, it gives new meaning to the phrase "Just passing through!"

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