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August 21, 2019

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Dan Schaumann posts toilet pics regularly for his thousands of Instagram followers

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

YOU HAVE TO DEFEND WHAT’S YOURS

Florida man wildly swings sword at jogger in fight over trash

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Doug Ogg, who asks: “Is ‘trashbuckling’ even a word?”)

WAIT... WHAT?

A Pasco County man is facing a battery charge after deputies say he threw a cup of urine on an acquaintance because he was angry a drug test came back clean.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Kinkajou barges into Florida woman's apartment, attacks her boyfriend, officials say

(Thanks to Another Ralph, who says “We all know who put him up to it.”)

BOLO

Moose crashes pool party, steals taco    

(Thanks to Ralph, The Amazing Steve and John Gregg)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BOWIE

New Zealanders warned about the consumption of 'sexy pavement lichen'

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE DIAPER WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Driver ticketed after throwing dirty diaper out of car, hitting police cruiser

(Thanks to Susie Q Wacvet and pharmaross)

 
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