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August 09, 2019

FORE!

Florida man drives golf cart into Walmart as deputies chase him with a Taser

THEY ALL HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Utah residents report hundreds of stink bugs at gas station

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'EXCEEDINGLY RARE'

Man discovers his penis is turning to BONE when doctors X-ray his hips after a fall

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEND THIS POLITICIAN TO WASHINGTON

Farting politician shuts down Kenyan parliament: Emergency air fresheners are brought in while MPs accuse each other of being responsible for smell

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

HEY, IT'S A STRESSFUL JOB

Drunk flight attendant passes out on plane, doesn’t know what city she is in, cops say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Le Petomane)

LIKE GOLF, BUT MORE EXCITING

In the Netherlands Sitting on a Pole for Hours on End Is a Competitive Sport

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW DO BEER

Study says eating ice cream for breakfast may help improve mental performance

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

LET'S BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE

Warnings after woman is burned by 'vagina steaming'

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Thousands of Tardigrades Stranded on the Moon After Lunar Lander Crash

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

GUESS THE STATE

A 9 mm Glock was taken from a bedroom during a sex party, in which guests wore masks during the orgy and were encouraged to use code names, deputies say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

DUH

Cats understand their names and are probably just choosing to ignore you, a study suggests

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, man tom and chuck)

 
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