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August 06, 2019

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT LOOKS AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS

A robotic tail that claims to balance out the human body could be used instead of a cane to help prevent elderly people from falling over.

(Thanks to Bill Huggins and Mark Schlesinger)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

A man who changed his name by deed poll to Kenny Fu-Kennard has been denied a passport because his name is considered too rude.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO AND MEET YOUR MAKER

A man in Vero Beach who thought he was 140 miles away in Tampa told a deputy he smoked THC “to get himself ready because Jesus was returning,” an arrest affidavit states.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘I’M JUST GLAD NONE OF US WERE ON THE TOILET’

Lightning strike causes Florida home's toilet to explode

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Jane and pharmaross)

EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU READ A STORY THAT MAKES YOU GO, QUOTE, ‘HUH?’

This is one such story.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “If this is what goes on in the Hamptons, I think I'll stick with a shot and a beer at a suburban show bar.”)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Half of British couples spread poo bacteria to each other by sharing towels

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Peter M)

PLEASE DON’T TRY TO TELL US THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT

Woman flips car trying to avoid squirrel

(Thanks to John Matson, pharmaross, Kevin Meerschaert and Le Petomane)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Adult entertainment company says it will bring exotic dancers to 'Storm Area 51' event

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger, Ralph and Le Petomane)

CD RELEASES OF NOTE

Unfortunately because of this blog’s strict policy we are unable to bring you CD Releases of Note.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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