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August 05, 2019

HARDCORE

Lollapalooza festivalgoer dies for second straight year

(Thanks to Mike in Jersey, who says “You’d think he’d have learned his lesson the first time.“)

‘THE CREAM OF THE CROP REALLY TURN UP HERE’

12-hour lawnmower endurance race

(Thanks to Guin)

THEY WILL ALL BE ISSUED FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Intelligent chairs park themselves.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘PATRON’

Patron Urinated Into Nightclub's Ice Maker

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

NEC shows 'flying car' hovering steadily for minute

Not to nitpick, but: Can it actually go anywhere? Or does it just hover? Also, how big would the garage have to be?

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

THE ARMPIT?

Doctors HALT the menopause: Revolutionary 30-minute procedure delays the process by 20 years and tricks the body clock with ovary tissue implant into armpit

(Thanks to Dave N.)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Lots of sex increases post-heart attack survival rates

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HOPING TO REACH FLORIDA, WHERE HE’D BLEND RIGHT IN

Mack Truck driver leads high speed chase through four east Alabama counties

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

AND IN SPORTS

His drug test, according to Eurohoops.net, revealed that he was pregnant.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Ralph)

 
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