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July 24, 2019

WHEREAS MOST OF US TAKE A LOT LONGER

An Idaho man who has broken more than 100 Guinness World Records earned another title when he wrapped his wife in plastic wrap in 1 minute, 57 seconds.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Most husbands wouldn't survive long enough to finish the job....

But now if this had been his sister, and her name was Pam, it probably would go just fine.

I could do 1:56 wrapping Mueller.

Someone has way too much time on his hands.

I know what my wife would do with all the leftover shrink-wrap.

This is what you do before you give your 'secretary' the wine, chocolate bar & condoms.

What serial killer held the previous record ?

How long did it take her to get out?

Clankie, I hate to brag, but...

....Annnnnnd today's permanent geezer bus lifetime pass goes to..... Rod Nunley!

Rod gets the front seat.

He misheard the word "wrapper".

You'll get a lot of those Beatles references from me. I'll have you looking for them when they're not even there.

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