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July 30, 2019

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

"I said, 'What were you doing in my house?'" Ferguson said of his encounter with Maddox at the property. "The guy said, 'My horse broke into your house, mister, and I had to go in and get her.' I said, 'OK, so she broke into the gate and then the porch and then the house?'"

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Jan in Grimsby)

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Idiot. The proper Florida Man response is "That's not my horse."

Blame the horse, of course.

"He made me do it." (Pointing at the horse.)

"Do you believe my explanation?"

"Neigh."

wanderer is correct, of course. Also valid: "What horse?"

That's a horse of a different color.

If this were Shetland, England I could understand.

In Texas, the felonious horse would be sentenced to the Alpo rehabilitation center.

It sounds like a plot of one of "Mr. Ed" episodes. Was the guy's name Wilbur?

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