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July 30, 2019

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

"I said, 'What were you doing in my house?'" Ferguson said of his encounter with Maddox at the property. "The guy said, 'My horse broke into your house, mister, and I had to go in and get her.' I said, 'OK, so she broke into the gate and then the porch and then the house?'"

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by on July 30, 2019 at 01:11 PM |

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Idiot. The proper Florida Man response is "That's not my horse."

Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 30, 2019 at 01:19 PM

Blame the horse, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Ed | July 30, 2019 at 01:45 PM

"He made me do it." (Pointing at the horse.)

Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 30, 2019 at 01:46 PM

"Do you believe my explanation?"

"Neigh."

wanderer is correct, of course. Also valid: "What horse?"

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2019 at 01:53 PM

That's a horse of a different color.

Posted by: fractalist | July 30, 2019 at 02:18 PM

If this were Shetland, England I could understand.

Posted by: Mikey123 | July 30, 2019 at 04:51 PM

In Texas, the felonious horse would be sentenced to the Alpo rehabilitation center.

Posted by: Le Petomane | July 30, 2019 at 06:27 PM

It sounds like a plot of one of "Mr. Ed" episodes. Was the guy's name Wilbur?

Posted by: Qaz | July 30, 2019 at 07:51 PM

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