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Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 17, 2019 at 11:03 AM
Maybe he was counting his toes and had to work at it because he kept coming up with different numbers.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 17, 2019 at 01:39 PM
This little piggy went to the airport.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had the vegetable plate.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy played with the touch screen TV all the way home.
Posted by: MOTW | July 17, 2019 at 02:36 PM
What if he had no arms?
Posted by: vaporsmith | July 17, 2019 at 04:52 PM
Hey fella! Put a sock on it!
Posted by: nursecindy | July 17, 2019 at 04:59 PM
Truth be told, his toes are probably significantly less icky than nearly everyone else’s fingers.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | July 17, 2019 at 06:39 PM