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July 26, 2019


$3 Million Government Study Finds Link Between Excessive Drinking and Aggressive Nightclub Behavior

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)


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Nobel prize-worthy research

Next reported discovery: sun rises in east


Your tax dollars at work. Thank you, Washington!

You have to look at it this way: they could have spent that money on "doing something" to "help" us.

The study on aggressive strip club behavior is still in progress. "The results so far are inconclusive," they say. "Also, we need a lot more dollar bills."

I could have had that study written while the grant check was still in the mail.

A follow-up study is in the works on needless government spending leading to excessive drinking, which in turn leads to aggressive nightclub behavior. Where's the Piano Man when you need him most?

For their next 3 million dollar study, the scientists travel South to the antipodes Where they can stay in Five Star hotels while studying if water in Australia swirls down the toilet in an opposite direction of Berkeley.

Next study: What's wrong with the happy and depressed drunks.

Is the Pope a Catholic?

Al Gore: " The science is settled. "

Sign. Me. Up.....

To cross the road .. to hell

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