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I don't weight lift with my arms or legs so there's no way I'm going to try this.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 30, 2019 at 02:01 PM
She has an "articulate" vagina?
I do not think that means what she thinks it means.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2019 at 02:05 PM
If it talks, please don't answer.
Posted by: fractalist | July 30, 2019 at 02:26 PM
Ok. I definitely won’t do that.
Posted by: Snowman | July 30, 2019 at 02:40 PM
Future Olympic event?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | July 30, 2019 at 03:01 PM
Buff Muff WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 30, 2019 at 03:03 PM
Celebrity Gynecologist?
Did he say, "Hi there, Eric Stratton, damn glad to meet you."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2019 at 03:58 PM
In case any of you movie lovers haven't seen it, I would recommend you check out CHATTERBOX, about a woman who discovers she has a talking vagina. Really.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2019 at 04:00 PM
Jeff Meyerson - And let's not forget TEETH. Subject Vagina dentata.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 30, 2019 at 04:36 PM
New from the makers of Deep Woods Off, "Vagina Off" available to give you that insect-free one you've always hankered after.
Posted by: man tom | July 30, 2019 at 04:46 PM
It might be true. Hookers have been picking up men for years.
Posted by: Clankie | July 30, 2019 at 05:13 PM
I remember when vaginas just had monologues and never thought about lifting weights.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 30, 2019 at 06:18 PM
Any opportunity to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LQVako8_Y
Posted by: Car Ramrod | July 30, 2019 at 11:07 PM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | July 31, 2019 at 01:41 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to "wrap your lips around this".
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 31, 2019 at 04:34 PM